See this hallway?
My doggy’s food & water dishes are at the end of it.
…did you know that dog food tastes really yummy?
…and that the water dish is really fun to dump all over the floor?
My mom told me I need to sit down when I eat cookies…
I would rather leave crumbs e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e.
Life’s just too short to sit still!
p.s. I’m not wearing any pants because I hate to wear pants. But I love my Robeez shoes…I cried big crocodile tears until my mom put them back on my feet. She told me I was really silly to wear shoes with no pants. Don’t be hatin’ on my fashion sense mom.